Eyebrows

     So there's this new fashion trend going around where girls like to draw on their eyebrows. Well to draw on pretty much everything and to reconstruct their face with contour and foundation. But anyway, back to the main topic, eyebrows.
     So here's what a normal eyebrow should look like:

     Both of those photos I believe can be seen as pretty good guidelines, and I would think many others would agree with me. Those are nice and clean, not too thin, not too thick. You can see them. They're not too light, and they're not insanely dark. However, many people who feel the need to draw on their eyebrows, do not follow this.
     All I can say is, WHY? It does not look good at all.

     Not a single one looks good. All of these women look like they just went down the road to a random five-year-old and said "Here, take this sharpie and draw on my face." Or perhaps, maybe these poor women have never seen another person's eyebrows before. Maybe they have some weird disease that makes it impossible to look at eyebrows. Or maybe they're blind. Or maybe they just don't own a single mirror in their house and so just do their eyebrows without looking and hope for the best.
     Now those are pretty bad, but at least these women think their eyebrows look nice and normal (even though they clearly don't.) But there's another trend I recently heard of that is the absolute worst. Feather Eyebrows. Yes, it's exactly what it sounds like. It's where you spend God himself only knows how long, picking and gelling at your eyebrows to make them look like a feather.

When I asked Star what she thought about it her exact words were "Why? I don't like it."

     Yes, because that's all I've ever wanted in life, for my eyebrows to look like a feather. I look up at birds in the sky and I'm like "Those bastards and their feathers, I want to steal their look." (Not to mention that eye makeup making the girl look like she just escaped the set of The Walking Dead.) I can't imagine why people would want to do this but whatever. If they wanna do it, let them do it. If people want to look like an idiot, then it's not up to me. 

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