Dan: Hey Arin, can I share something with you from earlier today?
Arin: What is it?
Dan: Well I sent you a text early in the morning.
Arin: Yea
Dan: Cuz I have to go out of town for one weekend I won’t give specific dates do you have a preference whether I go this weekend or the next weekend.
Arin: Uh huh
Dan: Your response at 9:30 in the morning:
Arin: MothErfucKin JesSe EiseNbeRg JeSus ChriSt fUck DuDe mOtHer fucKin FacebOok movie bUlLshIt JesUs caN yOu fuCkin BelIevE tHis shIt
Dan: No punctuation random capitalization
So I respond: I have no idea what we’re talking about right now
45 minutes pass I get a text from you.
Arin: God Damn CreAted FaCeBoOk & fUckiN lawyErs & ShiT riGht FuckIn Winklevoss Twins goD DamN rowing tHe bOat fucK yO sHit i cAnt evEn fuckin believE This ShiT have you seen This Shit fUck i just watched thIs shIt Fuckig Jesse Eisenberg mAn
Dan: I responded: Arin, you're scaring me.
An hour passes and you respond:
Arin: MoThEr fUckin SpiDerman spidERman you put in the time Fuck put in the Time motHer FuCkIn buiLT shit wIth his beAr hands fucking BesT FriEnd shiT Jesse eisenburg
I'm very tired.
DanNo problem man I’ll ... I’ll do most of the talking at the grump session today.
Immediate response. I'm talking like 5 secinds later.
Arin: No mAn ill juSt tAlk aboUt the FaceboOk moVie All daY shit man you why do yiu have to be so interested in the shit I have to say about the Facebook movie fuck dude I just watched it like a year & 1/2 ago fuck Jesse eisenburg man he fucked over spiderman crazy winklevoss twins rowing Trent Resinboard did the soundtrack fuck this guy who invented Facebook I don't like die i can't think of who the fuck invented Facebook all I can think of is the played the guy who invented Facebook WHO THE FUCK INVENTED Facebook???
Dan: And in all capital letters 2 hours later
Arin: MARK ZUCKERBURG
Arin: What is it?
Dan: Well I sent you a text early in the morning.
Arin: Yea
Dan: Cuz I have to go out of town for one weekend I won’t give specific dates do you have a preference whether I go this weekend or the next weekend.
Arin: Uh huh
Dan: Your response at 9:30 in the morning:
Arin: MothErfucKin JesSe EiseNbeRg JeSus ChriSt fUck DuDe mOtHer fucKin FacebOok movie bUlLshIt JesUs caN yOu fuCkin BelIevE tHis shIt
Dan: No punctuation random capitalization
So I respond: I have no idea what we’re talking about right now
45 minutes pass I get a text from you.
Arin: God Damn CreAted FaCeBoOk & fUckiN lawyErs & ShiT riGht FuckIn Winklevoss Twins goD DamN rowing tHe bOat fucK yO sHit i cAnt evEn fuckin believE This ShiT have you seen This Shit fUck i just watched thIs shIt Fuckig Jesse Eisenberg mAn
Dan: I responded: Arin, you're scaring me.
An hour passes and you respond:
Arin: MoThEr fUckin SpiDerman spidERman you put in the time Fuck put in the Time motHer FuCkIn buiLT shit wIth his beAr hands fucking BesT FriEnd shiT Jesse eisenburg
I'm very tired.
DanNo problem man I’ll ... I’ll do most of the talking at the grump session today.
Immediate response. I'm talking like 5 secinds later.
Arin: No mAn ill juSt tAlk aboUt the FaceboOk moVie All daY shit man you why do yiu have to be so interested in the shit I have to say about the Facebook movie fuck dude I just watched it like a year & 1/2 ago fuck Jesse eisenburg man he fucked over spiderman crazy winklevoss twins rowing Trent Resinboard did the soundtrack fuck this guy who invented Facebook I don't like die i can't think of who the fuck invented Facebook all I can think of is the played the guy who invented Facebook WHO THE FUCK INVENTED Facebook???
Dan: And in all capital letters 2 hours later
Arin: MARK ZUCKERBURG
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