Random Thoughts

It's kinda weird putting pillowcases on pillows. Like before you put the pillowcase on your pillow was just sorta naked, hanging out on your bed. And then you just start dressing it. Like what if your pillow was enjoying its naked life? What if when you take the pillow case off it upsets your pillow and makes it feel violated?


What if birds aren't actually singing, but instead they're screaming because they're scared of heights?


What if grass licked your feet when you walked on it?








What if your bellybutton screamed when you put on a shirt because it was scared of the dark.


What if the reason we can't walk through mirrors is because our reflection blocks us? What if they're protecting us though? What if they know the other side is horrifying and painful and they're trying to protect us? Plot twist: what if we're the reflection?








What if boobs were square? They would look like legos.








What if there are multiple souls in your body but you're the most powerful one so you have control over your body and the voices you hear in your head are just the weaker souls talking to you? And maybe people with schizophrenia don't have an assertive soul so all the souls are fighting to take over.






What if humans lost their skin every winter and walked around as skeletons and the trees get frustrated when they have to rake our skin off their lawn?















What if when you walk into a room and forget what you were doing it's because God is playing the Sims and deletes our action?


What if we feel pain in some parts of our body 24/7 wince we were born but we just accepted it and now we feel nothing and that's why babies cry so much?


What if when we go to sleep our nipples grow faces and talk to one another and the reason we wake up in the middle of the night or something it's because they talked to loud?









What if everything you see is just a hallucination caused by inhaling oxygen and that's why when we stop breathing we black out?











What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us?


What if instead of police dogs, there were giant man sized spiders?


What if stones are actually soft, but tense up when you touch them?


What would happen if you got scared half to death twice?

What if humans had cheat codes? Like you jump 14 times and then punch and kick and now I can walk on water and do calculus.





What if all those times we hear someone's voice call out our name but no one's there, it's because it's our family trying to wake us up from a coma?

What if tattoos just appeared on our skin at random points in our life and it was up to us to figure out what they meant?




What if instead of calling people by names we just referred to them as their most dominant feature?











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