The Mystical Adventures of Amber

*putting crackers in my salad*
"Time to have some poor people croutons"


Lacey: stop making a mess!
Me: I'm not even making that big of a mess.
Me: *drops more things*

*Talking about joggers*
They're like skinny jeans but on steroids.

*Looking up coloring pages*
*Finds this one*
Me: I'm just gonna save this one for personal use...
Lacey: *Gives me a weird look* okay....

Me: *brushing my teeth* 
*grabs toothbrush* 
*also grabs dish soap* 
*puts dish soap on my toothbrush*

Byron: Anal BEADS
*Mrs. Fry walks by*

Mrs. Hedrick: *Talking to Skylar* Well you got the Billy Idol look going on.
Me: Well I have the right hair color.

Me: *Talking to Skylar* Can you stop? Can you stop please, sir?
Mrs. Hedrick: Yes, can you stop, please.

Me: "I hate buffering so much."
Skylar: "Me too"
Me: "I just want to watch people be burned alive. Jfc"

*Watching Star's reading rocks video*
Me: "We need a scremo voiceover."
Sheffield: "You're absolutely right." *Grabs microphone out of desk*

I think this is plenty of random thoughts for this post. Keep your eyes peeled because I'll probably be doing some more soon. 

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