Thankful (not)

So it's November and most of the time in November people are supposed to give thought about what they're thankful for. Most of the time those lists are lame. But this is a ranting blog meant to hate on things, other than my once a week Get it out there Friday. But anyway, I'm going to make a list of things that I'm not thankful for.

Not even the hot male model can pull off these pants guys.
Talk about a fashion crime. 

1.  Dumb people. There's a lot of them out there, and they don't help much.
2. Donald Trump. This could kinda fall under dumb people but I feel like he's his own special category. Also, I feel he's self-explanatory as to why no one should be thankful for him. 
3. Joggers. Guys wear them and think they look good, but they're so very wrong. They look like you want to wear skinny jeans but aren't sure you can make that much of a commitment. It's like you guys are saying, "Yeah, I want my jeans tight because I see the girls doing it and think that looks cool, but I also want ball room, ya feel?"
4. Also male rompers. That's another self-explanatory one I think. If you haven't seen them just look them up. I don't feel like cursing my blog with two fashion crimes in one post. 
5. People who get up in your space when you're writing. I'll be trying to write a blog post or something in general and then someone comes up behind me and starts reading as I'm typing. If I like you that's not a big deal, but a lot of times it's someone I don't even want near me in general much less reading as I'm typing. Like excuse you sir, but you can read my stuff after I finish it and publish it. 
6. Mockumentaries. Just... why? why would you want to watch one of those? (I copy and pasted the definition in case you don't know what I'm talking about) A mockumentary or docucomedy is a type of movie or television show depicting fictional events but presented as a documentary.
   
7.  People who hate things specifically because they know you like it. Have you ever been talking to someone about something you like and they tell you how much it sucks, but then a few days later they start talking about how amazing it is themselves? That sucks so much man. Like what even is the point in that? I don't understand how that could give someone satisfaction but I guess for some weird reason it does. I know personally if I like something, I can't lie and say I don't no matter how much I hate the person who is also saying they like it. 



(Beebo is my daddy)

8.  People who don't like Panic! At The Disco. Like, I honestly don't understand how that's even a thing? How does someone wake up and think "Nah, I don't like Panic! At The Disco."? Have you seen Brendon Urie? Then have you seen him with his wife and dogs? I swear it's impossible to hate this man. And his voice oh, lord. He has a large vocal range, and the greatest voice anyone has ever heard. I just really don't know how someone could hate Brendon Urie or Panic! And if you do somehow hate or dislike them, just no I hate or dislike you. 
9. Men who have longer hair than I do. I've tried to grow my hair out for a long time now to get it to a length I'm comfortable with. A length that makes me feel feminine. So when I see a male with longer hair than me I get really upset because this dude has more luscious and pretty hair than me and that's something that I really strive for. 
10. Last but not least, I'm not thankful for Cooper. He was on my phone and got it taken away and so now I can't watch American Horror Story during lunch like I originally planned.