What if Spiderman's superpower was shooting actual spiders out of his hands instead of just webs?
Is the "ee" in pee silent?
When Paul Walker goes to Vin Diesel's house party in Fast And Furious 1, they're playing "I Got Hoes" by Ludacris on the stereo. But in 2 Fast 2 Furious Ludacris appears as a street racer named Tej Parker. So in the Fast and Furious universe who sang, I got hoes? Was it Tej? Was it Ludacris? Does Ludacris exist? And if not what happened to the hoes? Who got them now? Are the hoes okay?
If you play Mario backward it's about a guy who leaves his wife and everything starts getting easier.
I want Terry Crews and Vin Diesel to do a buddy cop movie where they are both secret nerds, but don't want the other to know. Like Vin Diesel plays D and D on the weekend and Terry Crews likes to create epic crossover fan art. Somehow they have to work undercover at Comic-Con. I also want Daniel Radcliffe to be the main villain, playing as Elijah Wood, and Elijah Wood to be the evil sidekick playing Daniel Radcliffe.
School macaroni. It's bland and spicy all at the same time. Which is everything macaroni is not supposed to be.
"Michele, your penis is making me uncomfortable."
If you wear your sock inside out, technically the entire world is wearing your sock, except you.
Oney: Makes us spend the entire class period drawing a picture of him for his birthday.
Oney: sits in the front of the class, posing.
Draven: Speaking of Jesus, Have you guys watched the Walking Dead?
"Michele, your penis is making me uncomfortable."
If you wear your sock inside out, technically the entire world is wearing your sock, except you.Oney: Makes us spend the entire class period drawing a picture of him for his birthday.
Oney: sits in the front of the class, posing.
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