Clothes

A cute photo of a baby for you guys

Baby clothes. None of them fit the same. I get some that are super wide and short and it's like "no baby looks like this?" There's some that are like a foot wide and 5 inches long and I feel like if there was a baby that looked like that, that'd be pretty scary. Then also none of them are the same size. You go to Carters, and they're the best to realistically size. But you also go ones from Walmart that are super long and way too short in width. Like can't all the companies get together and learn what a baby looks like? We talking about babies, they all look pretty close to the same. We're sizing for babies, not women.

Now don't even get me started on women's clothing, which is probably the most ridiculous thing there are. We get these itty bitty pockets that aren't even big enough for our pinkies to fit in comfortably, and then men ask why we carry purses. Like how about you put on a pair of our jeans and find out why? Oh, what's that? You can't because there's no room for you guys to fit in there.


Also, why is the sizing so damn inconsistent? I go to Walmart and I'm a size three. sometimes threes are even too big. I go to Hot Topic and I'm a size 5. I go to some of the more popular stores and I'm a size 9. So depending on the store I can range from a size 1-9. That's a pretty big gap. It's most commonly three but still. Why can't all stores just agree that a size 34 waist is a size three or whatever? Why does every store have to make it as difficult as possible?

Now onto my point number three.
I think Tumblr says it best. Literally, everyone can sit is a medium men's size shirt. So why do men get this consistency in size but women don't?

Here are the South Park goth kids because I'm sure they'd agree with me that this is dumb. But then again they'd probably agree that everything is dumb. (also the only thing I typed into google images was Hot Topic and the South Park goth kids were the first thing to pop up. xD)


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