None Pizza with Left Beef

This, this is my favorite post on Tumblr. There are quite a few gems on that site, but this one takes the top. I've never ordered pizza online so I didn't know you could specify something like this. I do know that I want to do something along these lines eventually. 
Where I live is out in the middle of nowhere so no pizza places actually deliver to my house. (Sad, I know.) 
But seriously, why don't pizza places deliver out to the middle of nowhere? I feel like there's a lot of untapped money to be made that they're just throwing in the dirt. Like the farther out you are, the more they could pay for delivery fees. And if someone is out super far, chances are they're going to be more than willing to pay those fees just for the fact that they don't want to get out themselves. I know I for sure would. Like if I could get Dominos to deliver to my house, from Joplin, I'd pay them $20 extra just because Dominos has the best damn pizza around.
But no pizza places deliver to my house, so I guess I'm stuck with either some frozen pizza bs or I'm gonna have to drive to get me a pizza. 

Anyway, I was going to rant about that being my favorite Tumblr post in the world, but instead, I just got pissed off about not being able to have pizza delivered to my house. Oops. 

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