Amber's Adventures pt. 3

*Talking about Zodiac signs*
Alyssa: I'm a lemur. I mean Lima.
Me:.... you mean Libra?
Alyssa: Yeah, that.

Lacey: I want someone to give me attention.
Alyssa: What do you want sweety?
Me: I want someone to love me.
Alyssa: You have your son.

Let's be real guys if the earth was flat cats would have already pushed everything off the edge of the earth already. The only proof I need to know the world is round.

So we all know that Mario and Luigi are referred to as the Mario brothers, so does that mean that Mario just doesn't have a first name or is his full name Mario Mario?

The word nun is just the letter "n" doing a cartwheel.

The word Anna shifted up a letter in the alphabet become boob.

This is my favorite Markiplier quote.

Jack Black is literally the only human who never needs any context for me. I could see him going anywhere and doing anything. Like if I got abducted by aliens and saw him just wandering around the spaceship putting bugle chips on his fingers to make it look like he has claws I would be like "that's some classic Jack Black right there" and not even question it. 

I Googled Sassy duck and this is what I got.

Do you read ":D" as an open-mouth smile or a smile with teeth?

It's weird how people say "Follow your dreams" instead of "Follow your ambitions" because I once had a dream where I worked for a place that tried to genetically engineer ducks to speak English except the ducks only criticized peoples fashion sense.



You can control white people by giving them cheese. 

Multitasking

So for this get it out there Friday I'm going to do something a little different, instead of making it about something like a band or movie, I'm going to disprove a popular idea. That idea is multitasking.
Everyone thinks they can multitask. They say, "yes I can walk and chew bubble gum." They see pianists and say, "well they're reading music and playing at the same time, obviously." 

Well here's the thing. That's just simply not true. It is physically impossible to do two activities at once. And no don't get into the pumping blood and breathing at the same time. That's a bodily function, not an activity, and doesn't fall into this category. I'm talking about specific things you do outside of just living.
But you don't do the activities at the same time. In reality, your brain is just switching between the two activities very quickly. So, people who seem to be good at multitasking, the reality is they are actually just quicker at switching between activities.

That's why a pianist has to practice to be good at playing a piece of music. He is switching between actually playing the piece of music, and reading it. If one could multitask and do both of those things at the same time, it would be no problem to play that piece of music the first time, every time. 

I also know that I might not be the best at explaining this. I first learned about this subject from a very popular TV show, Brain Games. So here's a link to the segment on the show that talks about this. Multitasking  

It kinda takes a second to sink in, I know. Almost every person I talk to about this tells me "No way, this isn't true, I multitask all the time." But then a few days later comes back and admits that I was right or that I'm onto something.

Adam Sandler

Adam Sandler is literally the worst actor ever. I don't know what it is about him, but I cannot stand him as an actor. Even movies that would be pretty good without him are automatically terrible with him. 

There's really no reason to justify why I hate him so much, but I just do. You know when you meet someone, and you just automatically don't like them? Before they even say a word or anything. Your brain just kinda says "Yeah, I don't like them." And that's that. Well, that's how I feel towards Adam Sandler. Anyway, enjoy some memes. 

The Last Unicorn

We've all seen those movies as a kid that kinda messed us up forever. Well for me the movie that did this was The Last Unicorn. I got this movie from my grandpa to start with. If you don't already know, I don't have many fond memories of my grandfather. He was kinda creepy and was a chain smoker. I've literally never seen this man without a smoke in his hand the whole time he was alive. Like he once set himself on fire trying to smoke in his sleep. If that's not the definition of a chain smoker, I don't want to know what is.
But one day I was at his house and saw this movie, The Last Unicorn on his TV stand. At the time I was super into unicorns (I still am actually) so I asked him about it and he told me to just take the movie with me, to which I gladly accepted.
So I went home and watched this movie and I remember, half of me absolutely loved it because, you know, Unicorns, but the other half of me was like "WTF".
The main two wtf things I remembered were the butterfly and the "Boob Tree".
Let's start with the butterfly. He was a singing butterfly that sung in riddles pretty much. That's not too creepy but it's still kinda weird. Like look at that little guy, he's pretty weird looking.



Now the boob tree. I'm not the only person to give the tree this name, pretty much all of the internet has. The Boob Tree grabs ahold of the magician and almost suffocates him with her breasts. This raises so many questions. Why does a tree have such bouncy boobs? Why does a tree even have boobs? Does the bark act as a shirt and that's why you don't see nipples, or does the tree just not have nipples? Why is the tree attempting to suffocate the magician? She's just trying to hug him, so does she not realize how powerful she is? Why does this tree have boobs? Have a mentioned that's kinda weird?

On the other hand, my favorite character was the woman that the unicorn meets. She's bitter and crabby and kinda brings the reality check to the rest of the group. All she ever wanted was someone to love her, and all she ever received was to be treated like a slave pretty much. 

Also, you get the naked girl when the magician turns the main character from a unicorn into a woman. 

Basically half of this movie just makes you think "Who said this should be a  kids movie?" 

Christmas

I'm currently on Christmas break from school so my blog post may slow down a bit until January. Sorry guys.
Anyway, I'll do something on Christmas since its almost Christmas and all. 

The holiday is Christmas. No matter what you try and say, the holiday is still called Christmas. I've never understood the whole Happy Holidays thing. Like all holiday's are... holidays. So couldn't you say Happy Holidays about any holiday? Like, take Halloween for example. If everyone stopped saying Happy Halloween and started saying

Happy Holidays, everyone would lose their shit. I mean a lot of people did over the Christmas thing, but the Halloween one is slightly less religious, so I figured more people would relate to that one.

I just don't get why people throw such a fit. If you like Christmas, say Merry Christmas. If you don't like Christmas, suck it up and say Merry Christmas. Just because you say Happy Holidays it doesn't make Christmas go away. 

On the other hand, if you are persistent on saying Happy Holidays because "Merry Christmas offends you" then I don't want to see you showing off your Christmas presents the next day. Like Nah fam, you can't say Merry Christmas, you suck it up and not celebrate it too.

Asking Alexandria

For this one, I'm going to tell the story of how I got into AA. No not Alcoholic Anonymous. Asking Alexandria. This is one of those bands when I first heard of it I was like "That sounds dumb, I'm not even going to check them out." And then didn't even have a second thought about them.
End of story.
No not end of story. You probably want to know how I came to like them. No? Well, I'm going to tell you about it anyway, sorry. Well, not sorry... whatever, I'm just going to stop. Well not the story, I'm going to continue my story.

Anyway, a while later I was watching a BryanStars interview (Yeah, I know. Old news, no one likes BryanStars, blah blah blah.) Anyway, it was an interview with Danny and Andy. That's the main interview, but the Uncut version is way better, just saying. So I was watching the video and I was like "Danny Worsnop, huh? He's kinda cute, who does he sing for?" So then I looked up Killing You because I also had a bracelet with lyrics from that song that I thought was kinda cool. So I listened to the song and liked it and then started listening to more songs and started to like the band.
So yeah, that's why I like Asking Alexandria. I enjoy the lighter stuff more than their screamo stuff personally. I know how hard the screaming is on Danny's voice and I don't want him to hurt himself so that's my main reasoning on that. The screaming is actually why Danny life Asking in the first place and created We Are Harlot. It's basically like Asking but without the screaming and more upbeat. There hasn't been any new music from Harlot since 2015 however, and Danny isn't really interested in becoming a member of AA again, so it seems like his musical career is pretty much over anyway. He's made plenty of money between the two bands so he doesn't really need to do anything else anyway unless he just wants to.


Here's a side by side of the band with Danny and Dennis the two lead singers. (Dennis replaced Danny after he left.) I personally don't like Dennis, but that's just a personal thing just because he's not Danny.

I give the band a 7/10. It's a pretty good band, but it's not my favorite or anything.

Look at this beautiful specimen of a man. 

(I meant to publish this yesterday, sorry guys.)
Make sure to comment what you'd like to see for possible future GIOTF

KFC

So I don't know about other KFC's but the one in my town is absolutely disgusting. (I'm not going say which town specifically for safety reasons.)
First, just the outside. Everywhere around it is all pretty and had decorations out. Then you see KFC with dead trees and it looks like it's always closed even when its open.
Inside, it's relatively small and dirty. All the workers are probably high and look like they haven't showered in a week. Every time we go in no one is ever in there. 

The Five Dollar Fill Up definitely isn't a 'fill up'. I got like two extremely soggy and old chicken strips and an okay biscuit. I didn't even try the mashed potatoes and gravy but I haven't heard much good about them either. 

Honestly, the only thing I can say a good thing about is the cookie. I didn't eat my cookie until the next day so I was expecting it to be cold obviously because I'm weird and enjoy cold cookies. But the cookie was nice and soft and just absolutely amazing and a pleasant surprise to me since I was expecting something kinda gross like the rest of my meal was. 

I give the restaurant a 4/10. It wasn't that great but I'll probably eat there again. 

I'm so amazing at giving reviews. I think I should work at Yelp. 

Bagged Milk

So I was looking at Tumblr posts to give me an idea for a rant, which I'll be honest with you is where I get most of the ideas for my rants. (I know what a shocker. Someone call the presses. It's not like Tumblr ever says ANYTHING controversial or anything.) But anyway, I came across one about bagged milk, and that seemed like a pretty good starting point.

Here's the actual post, in case you may want to see it. But there's several things in England that just make you say, "What even were you thinking? Like is England constatly high or something? I mean have you heard an Englishman say aluminum? It's ridiculous. I'm actually pretty sure that's the main reason why us Americans broke away from England. A few of us where just like "Alright man, I could tolerate your weird tea fasination, but I'm done. I can't deal with how you say aluminum. How you say it is just ridiculous and this is why the rest of the world laughs at you. Goodbye forever." 

To which the English were all upset that we made fun of their accents and made it a huge thing and started the Revolutionary war. But they blamed it on religion because they didn't want to admit they were butthurt about having their accents laughed at. 

Anyway, back to what I orginally meant for this to be about... Actually no. I seriously am so worked up about the aluminum thing. Like the English think we prounounce things weird? They seriously need to purchuse a tape recorder. 

Alright now I'm done. Sorry. Bagged milk. They put milk in a bag. 

There's no good way to open it. No matter what, when your done with it it's going to go everywhere. Is there a ziploc on it so you can reseal it if you don't use all of it, or are you just screwed? Do you trasport it out of the bag into your very own special milk container? Do you have to actually spend money for a seperate milk container? 

This photo suggest that yes, you do have to have your own seperate container. That's bull. Like why not, it's a crazy idea, but put the milk in a solid contaner?

 Even the milk is outraged about being stuck in a bag.  

(Yes I know that Canada is the country most people laugh at for bagged milk, but England does it too. 

GIOTF Social Repose

Richie. Social Repose. Mother Moth. Whatever you may know him as.

Here are a few photos of Mother Moth's evolution. At first, he starts off as kinda a bunch of cheap gimmicks. He points this out in one of his hate videos, where someone made a comment about how he looks dumb and his wings and headdress is the reason he'll never be famous etc. To which he replies that he's already pretty famous since he's got quite a few views and followers at the time but it was before he released his Yalta album. He also stated how he's quite a bit more famous than the guy who made that comment. I would say Richie is pretty successful he's got a couple albums. The only one I really know much about is Yalta, but I know that he released Empress a couple months ago. So that shows he's still making new music.
My favorite song of his original music is If You're Thinking of Leaving You Probably Should.
He also does lots of acapella covers of songs which I thoroughly enjoy. I'm pretty sure I have more than one blog post that already talks about my love of acapella but just in case you didn't already know, I do.
Control-Halsey
Dollhouse-Melanie Martinez
Stressed Out-Twenty One Pilots
Crybaby- Melanie Martinez
Here's just a couple of the acapella songs I love by Richie.
Then onto the next subject, he does these "How to sing like.." videos that I absolutely love. There's one that's "How to Sing like Ronnie Radke" which is the best. I to this day can't listen to Falling In Reverse without thinking of Goofy. Brother- Ronnie Radke Here's a link to a song by Ronnie where this is really prominent. Go ahead and click on that link, listen to that song (Try not to cry) and tell me if you don't hear Goofy. Like that song used to make me cry every time I heard it until I heard Richie talk about how Ronnie sings, and now I always laugh when I hear that song because I can't not think about Goofy. That song is seriously probably the saddest song ever though.
Anyway, off the track of Ronnie. I'll make another post for that if I need to. This post is to praise Richie, Mother Moth. I've listened to Social Repose for a while and I've really noticed how his voice has grown too. At the beginning, he definitely had a much weaker voice than he does now. I've noticed his vocal range has grown, and it just sounds better in general. I'm sure some of that is helped by better recording equipment too but still. I can tell not all of it is just the equipment. I love Social Repose and I'm glad he's gotten somewhere and is improving. I hope he keeps at it.

Blog Report

Video
Ever wondered what it's like to see me blog? Well here's a video of me writing one.

Makeup

For the most part, dudes seem to be relatively scared of makeup. I'm not sure why. Like it's just something girls wear to lie to you and make you think that we're pretty. Alright, I guess that's kinda scary. But whatever.

This is a lot worse for example

But I don't get why it's considered "unmasculine." Like you know that male actor that you worship and see as super manly? Yeah, well he's wearing more makeup on his face in one movie then your girlfriend will ever buy in her life. That concealer that you hate helping your girlfriend pick out? Ironman's concealer is ten times more expensive. So don't complain about her spending a little money on herself because it could be a lot worse.

But today, make your girlfriend happy and go out and by her some makeup and stand with her for 3 hours while she stares at the same three different colors trying to pick which one she likes best. And like it, don't complain. ( I know that's really hard for you guys to do, but I believe in you. :) )

Shampoo

Nothing gets me more worked up than hearing someone say they use two-in-one shampoo/conditioner. Like what the crap is that? Are you really too lazy to use both? It's really not that difficult. It's two bottles and you really need to use them in two bottles for it to do anything. If you don't want to spend your time using both shampoo and conditioner separately, just buy shampoo and use it because that's basically what you're doing with two-in-one shampoo.

Also, what's up with the difference between men and women's shampoo scents. You look at female scents and you have Roseflower Paradise, Raspberry Sorbet, Diamond Gloss, alright you get the point. Now take a look at men shampoo and you'll see something along the lines of Armor, Duece, Primed, Intense, Constrict, Lure. Women get this bull that super long and "pretty" sounding whereas men get these cool short and sweet awesome sounding names. Why even separate it? If I wanna smell like "Intense" I'll smell like "Intense". What is that even supposed to smell like? At least the women scents give you an idea what you might be smelling like.

Then to my next point, why don't they have fandom related shampoos and soaps? Like little kids get Spongebob and Dora and such type of shampoos, imagine the money that could be made in having a  Supernatural or Doctor Who shampoo.

*Note the red converse*

Also fandom based hair dye. Like Tardis Blue, David Tennent's Converse Red, Demon Eyes Black, Sherlock's jacket brown. I'd buy those colors. Cyberman Gray, Eccleston Banana Yellow, Amy Pond Orange.
How about hair products? Sam Winchester Volumizer, Dean's Back Alive Again Hair Reconstructer. Alright, alright I'm done. I think there's a lot of untapped potential in this though. Someone should really look into this, or maybe I will if no one else does. Again, I'm sorry for all those terrible references I made you sit through. I'm going to sit in the corner and think about what I've done.