Shampoo

Nothing gets me more worked up than hearing someone say they use two-in-one shampoo/conditioner. Like what the crap is that? Are you really too lazy to use both? It's really not that difficult. It's two bottles and you really need to use them in two bottles for it to do anything. If you don't want to spend your time using both shampoo and conditioner separately, just buy shampoo and use it because that's basically what you're doing with two-in-one shampoo.

Also, what's up with the difference between men and women's shampoo scents. You look at female scents and you have Roseflower Paradise, Raspberry Sorbet, Diamond Gloss, alright you get the point. Now take a look at men shampoo and you'll see something along the lines of Armor, Duece, Primed, Intense, Constrict, Lure. Women get this bull that super long and "pretty" sounding whereas men get these cool short and sweet awesome sounding names. Why even separate it? If I wanna smell like "Intense" I'll smell like "Intense". What is that even supposed to smell like? At least the women scents give you an idea what you might be smelling like.

Then to my next point, why don't they have fandom related shampoos and soaps? Like little kids get Spongebob and Dora and such type of shampoos, imagine the money that could be made in having a  Supernatural or Doctor Who shampoo.

*Note the red converse*

Also fandom based hair dye. Like Tardis Blue, David Tennent's Converse Red, Demon Eyes Black, Sherlock's jacket brown. I'd buy those colors. Cyberman Gray, Eccleston Banana Yellow, Amy Pond Orange.
How about hair products? Sam Winchester Volumizer, Dean's Back Alive Again Hair Reconstructer. Alright, alright I'm done. I think there's a lot of untapped potential in this though. Someone should really look into this, or maybe I will if no one else does. Again, I'm sorry for all those terrible references I made you sit through. I'm going to sit in the corner and think about what I've done.