So I was looking at Tumblr posts to give me an idea for a rant, which I'll be honest with you is where I get most of the ideas for my rants. (I know what a shocker. Someone call the presses. It's not like Tumblr ever says ANYTHING controversial or anything.) But anyway, I came across one about bagged milk, and that seemed like a pretty good starting point.

Here's the actual post, in case you may want to see it. But there's several things in England that just make you say, "What even were you thinking? Like is England constatly high or something? I mean have you heard an Englishman say aluminum? It's ridiculous. I'm actually pretty sure that's the main reason why us Americans broke away from England. A few of us where just like "Alright man, I could tolerate your weird tea fasination, but I'm done. I can't deal with how you say aluminum. How you say it is just ridiculous and this is why the rest of the world laughs at you. Goodbye forever."

To which the English were all upset that we made fun of their accents and made it a huge thing and started the Revolutionary war. But they blamed it on religion because they didn't want to admit they were butthurt about having their accents laughed at.
Anyway, back to what I orginally meant for this to be about... Actually no. I seriously am so worked up about the aluminum thing. Like the English think we prounounce things weird? They seriously need to purchuse a tape recorder.
Alright now I'm done. Sorry. Bagged milk. They put milk in a bag.

There's no good way to open it. No matter what, when your done with it it's going to go everywhere. Is there a ziploc on it so you can reseal it if you don't use all of it, or are you just screwed? Do you trasport it out of the bag into your very own special milk container? Do you have to actually spend money for a seperate milk container?

This photo suggest that yes, you do have to have your own seperate container. That's bull. Like why not, it's a crazy idea, but put the milk in a solid contaner?
Even the milk is outraged about being stuck in a bag.
(Yes I know that Canada is the country most people laugh at for bagged milk, but England does it too.
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