Amber's Adventures pt. 3

*Talking about Zodiac signs*
Alyssa: I'm a lemur. I mean Lima.
Me:.... you mean Libra?
Alyssa: Yeah, that.

Lacey: I want someone to give me attention.
Alyssa: What do you want sweety?
Me: I want someone to love me.
Alyssa: You have your son.

Let's be real guys if the earth was flat cats would have already pushed everything off the edge of the earth already. The only proof I need to know the world is round.

So we all know that Mario and Luigi are referred to as the Mario brothers, so does that mean that Mario just doesn't have a first name or is his full name Mario Mario?

The word nun is just the letter "n" doing a cartwheel.

The word Anna shifted up a letter in the alphabet become boob.

This is my favorite Markiplier quote.

Jack Black is literally the only human who never needs any context for me. I could see him going anywhere and doing anything. Like if I got abducted by aliens and saw him just wandering around the spaceship putting bugle chips on his fingers to make it look like he has claws I would be like "that's some classic Jack Black right there" and not even question it. 

I Googled Sassy duck and this is what I got.

Do you read ":D" as an open-mouth smile or a smile with teeth?

It's weird how people say "Follow your dreams" instead of "Follow your ambitions" because I once had a dream where I worked for a place that tried to genetically engineer ducks to speak English except the ducks only criticized peoples fashion sense.



You can control white people by giving them cheese.