Car Horns and Parking Lots...

I don't understand this.

Do people do it in other schools? Other states? Is this a new national phenomena?

I get to school sorta early of the mornings, right? I drive myself, like a grown ass man, to a school, of people I wish were grown ass men, to listen to the *BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!* of like 5-9 alternating car horns. They ring in unison. It's like hearing a bomb go off, you can feel the anticipation boil in your skin.

It's like an automobile morse code. One person will slam on their horn for no reason whatsoever, and then seconds later, the whole pack of cars is wild, and angry, "boop"ing and "beep"ing to the tune of the Car Mother. These morons just spam the horn, making a symphony of sing sweet shit for us all normal people to listen to, and endure.
There is no rhyme.
There is no reason.
There is only the BOOP...
This is probably the single most infuriating thing for me to sit through. Don't get me wrong, me and the girl participate, but I fail to see why we so consistently have to blast our car horns. I mean, don't get me wrong, I have no problem following the pack of people, and doing as I see others doing,
But I'm not the first one to do it. I mean, Who honestly sits there in their car and thinks, this would sound prettier with like 45 cars just going fucking nuts right now.
But,
Nevertheless,
That guy still sits in the parking lot every morning.
What if he doesn't go to school here?
What if it's some guy waiting for his shift to start across the street and his favorite activity is to hype up a bunch of highschoolers with car horns?

I don't know who you are,
But I will find you,
And I will kill you.
*insert Liam Neeson*


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