In case you didn't know...

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Here's a photo of the man himself just for fun.
I had probably the unbelievable happen to me today. In case one didn't already know, I love Panic! At The Disco. Like I would probably sell my soul to Brendon Urie if he asked me.

So this girl comes up to me in class and has the audacity to ask me if I had listened to Miss Jackson by Panic! At The Disco. First off, bitch who do you think you are? Second off, who do you think I am? So I just kinda look at her and go "What did you seriously just ask me?" Now she looks dumbfounded.
Now from this point two or three other students are looking at her like she's retarded, and even the teacher jumps in and is like "Seriously, what were you thinking?" Because if you know me, you do not ask me if I have heard a Panic! song. You just assume.

On top of this, this wasn't even her first offense of the day on the "irking me" scale. She's wearing this The 1975 shirt and first off, that's just a terrible band. Second, this shirt has the font style of like Chelsea Grin. So I'm sitting here for a solid 10 minutes just kinda assuming that it's a Chelsea Grin shirt. I mean either way, they're both terrible bands so it doesn't really matter. But like looking at this shirt, you're gonna think you're looking at some heavy metal rock band, not some shitty guy whining into a mic...

Anyway, after a few minutes she yells out, "Hey, I just found the band of the shirt I'm wearing!" And then proceeds to saying she didn't even know it was a band before that day. She starts listening and I'm like "Don't bother, it's shitty." To which she says it's the best band she's ever heard, so Strike 3 and you're out.

Panic! At The Disco fun fact, Ryan Ross, Brent Wilson, and Spencer Smith originally created a band called Pet Salamander, then Summerleague Rock. Not until Brendon Urie joined did they become Panic! at the Disco.

1 comment:

  1. This is perfectly fine but Chelsea Grin rocks so, go to Hell. I mean, I'll be there, but go.

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