Sports

So the biggest waste of time and money has to be professional sports. Who the actual fuck cares about sports? "Oh, I am a male who will make fun of someone being gay but I like to watch other men play with balls and tackle men to the ground." Like okay Jeff, listen here, what you just watched is way gayer then the actual gay porn I've heard of Billy over there watching. You have no room to be homophobic here.

Anyway, it's dumb we pay a few guys millions of dollars to give themselves concussions for us to watch for a few years, while the rest of us will never make a million dollars in our whole lives for actually working hard and contributing to society for the rest of our lives. 

How about instead of watching these guys play a sport, you go outside and work off that beer gut of yours? Yeah, I'm talking to you, Jeff. I don't think you've done any physical activity in like three years and you don't even go to your kids' ball games, but unless God himself intervenes, you are not going to miss the Super Bowl.
Like I watch youtubers play video games so I get the idea of just wanting to watch, and not actually play. But they should be treated as youtubers... You can watch them, and they make a little money from ads and such, but you aren't gonna break millions (Unless you're Pewdiepie... or actully good....) and more than likely you're going to have to have a side job too. That whole thing of making enough money to comfortably live the rest of your life and never having to work is kind of ridiculous.... "Yay! You turned yourself into a vegtable! Here's 3 million dollars!"
Stop being lazy fucks. Thanks.